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By Terry Pratchett

For greater than 20 years, Terry Pratchett has been regaling readers with stories of Discworld--a flat international balanced at the backs of 4 elephants, that are status at the again of a big turtle, flying via house. it's a international populated by means of ineffectual wizards and sharp-as-tacks witches, by means of drained policemen and devious dictators, via reformed thieves and vampires who've sworn to drink no blood. it's a global that's drastically various from our personal . . . other than while it isn't.

Now, within the Wit and knowledge of Discworld, a number of nuggets of Pratchett's witty observation and sagacious observations were compiled by way of Pratchett professional Stephen Briggs, a guy who, they are saying, understands much more approximately Discworld than Terry Pratchett.

Within those pages, you'll locate musings on:

* inside adorning: "It's a truth identified through the universes that irrespective of how conscientiously the colours are selected, institutional decor finally ends up as both vomit eco-friendly, unmentionable brown, nicotine yellow, or surgical equipment purple. by means of a few little-understood technique of sympathetic resonance, corridors painted in these shades continuously scent a bit of boiled cabbage--even if no cabbage is ever cooked within the vicinity." (Equal Rites)

* commute: "Any professional traveller quickly learns to prevent something needed on them as a 'regional speciality,' simply because the entire time period ability is that the dish is so disagreeable the folks dwelling all over else will chew off their very own legs instead of consume it. yet hosts nonetheless press it upon far-off site visitors besides: 'Go on, have the dog's head filled with macerated cabbage and beef noses--it's a neighborhood speciality.'" (The final Continent)

* younger males: "And then there has been the younger male stroll. no less than ladies swung basically their hips. younger males swung every thing, from the shoulders down. you need to attempt to occupy loads of house. It makes you glance higher, like a tomcat fluffing his tail. the men attempted to stroll gigantic in self-defense opposed to all these different mammoth boys in the market. I'm undesirable, I'm fierce, I'm cool, I'd like a pint of shandy and me mam wishes me domestic by way of nine." (Monstrous Regiment)

* category: "'Old money' intended that it were made goodbye in the past that the black deeds that had initially stuffed the coffers have been now traditionally beside the point. humorous, that; a brigand for a father was once anything you stored quiet approximately, yet a slave-taking pirate for a great-great-great-grandfather was once anything to boast of over the port. Time became the evil bastards into rogues, and rogue used to be a observe with a twinkle in its eye and not anything to be ashamed of." (Making Money)

. . . and extra! Culled from the entire Discworld novels, The Wit and knowledge of Discworld confirms Pratchett's position within the pantheon of serious satirists and proves why the Chicago Tribune has praised his Discworld as "entertaining and gloriously humorous . . . an accomplishment not anything wanting magical."

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